Moment with Will

I know every year I mention the something about the Winter Holiday Season.  For those of you unfamiliar with the Winter Holiday Season, it can be defined as the time period between Thanksgiving and New Years.I just want to stress the fact that I’m getting fatter thinking about it.  The excitement of random eats excites me.  I wrote poem of glee with that last statement.  Noise here…

The excitement of random eats excites me.
Drinking cider and egg nog makes me pee.
All I wanted this year is a f**kin’ Wii!

That poem came from the heart.  I hope all of you out there enjoyed it.  Being artsy is not as easy as you might think.  It took me five seconds to come up with that poem.  I love myself.

Anyway, the important thing about the holiday season is commerce.  We spend endless amounts of money on gifts, food, booze, hookers, bubble bath, hosiery, S’mores, decorations, candles, trees, etc…  Think about it, we can’t enjoy the holidays without all the extras.  Spending large amounts of money is an unbeknownst tradition.  I couldn’t go a whole year without a Christmas tree and a big slab of meat for Christmas dinner.  That stuff is not cheap.  Let’s be honest, fifty bucks for a tree that is already dead but we will still spend it.  Come on!

The bottom-line is that I want a Wii and I can’t get one because people are buying them all up.  Stop buying the Wii until I get one.  I am jealous of all those kids out there who will be playing Super Mario Galaxy on Christmas Day.  I dislike them a lot.

Buy a t-shirt and remember to Ask Joel.  Happy Holidays.