Moment with Will

Most of you may have thought the Moment with Will as you know it was gone for good. You were wrong, very wrong. You couldn’t have been more wrong then wrong is wrong. Two wrongs don’t make a right. You get the idea.

First off, a lot happened since the Fast Food and Me post on March 6^th. Six months of news passed and I didn’t even comment, Michael Vick and Chris Benoit being on the top of my list. I just don’t think it would be right to comment on the old news.

Today, I thought I would get everyone up to speed. Firstly, I turned 30 and I’m still a douche bag. That ought to sum everything up. Good, we are all up to speed.

Just to comment being 30, my life is moving faster and faster for me. Everyone always told me that once you turn 30 the months become days and so on. I look back at the summer and I can’t believe that it is gone already, since it is already September 13th.

That brings me to my next point; Tuesday marked the 6^th anniversary of the attacks on the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. A new Osama bin Laden tape has emerged. It disgusts me that Osama bin Llama can still celebrate the hijackers or “martyrs” who killed 2700 people. All the while, we should be embracing Islam. All religion aside, I think this violent approach is ridiculous. Osama bin Laden can embrace our western asses with his lips.

Moving right along, Shawn and Cassy are tying the knot this weekend. Congrats to the both of them. I wish them all the best. Shawn and Cassy are good friends and I’m proud to be part of their special day. Let’s be honest, marriage is a great institution, sort of. It is wonderful having someone in your life that loves you to no end, sort of. It is delightful to see your spouse’s smiling face every morning, sort of. Either way, good luck and I wish all the best.

I hope this post satisfies all your MWW cravings for now. I will have more to follow and be safe. Don’t open any envelopes with white powder in it and don’t forget to buy Forever Stamps. It’s stupid to have to buy 1¢ stamps every time USPS raises the price of stamps. Buy a lot, buy all of them. Don’t do it for me, do it for commerce.

Be kind, rewind.