Moment with Will

In roughly two weeks, Grand Theft Auto IV will be hitting shelves. I cannot wait to bust-a-cap on the first next-generation version of the ever popular game. I’m sure my wife will be thrilled to find out about the upcoming release of GTA IV. She was especially excited when Halo 3 hit.

Of course, the game will be surrounded by scrutiny from the parents who think the game is too violent and not appropriate for their innocent child. My suggestion to all those parents is to do some fucking research about the products your children want. I would guess that most parents would not allow their children to watch R rated movies.

Parents should have absolutely no reason to complain about the mature nature of video games when they no clue about what their children are asking for. Let’s be honest, if I asked my parents to buy me a video game in this day in age, they would have no idea what they were buying. In fact, I can remember my parents rushing out to the store the day before Christmas because they realized they bought wrong toy or gadget that I wanted for Christmas.

I’m willing to bet that most parents understand movie ratings and that is the reason why video games now have ratings. Read the box! The game is intended for mature audiences like me.

Let’s just hope that some parents have learned a lesson in product knowledge from the last Grand Theft Auto mishap that exposed gamers to sex laden mini game that was hidden by the game developers until some hackers discovered it. Oops.

The bottom line is simple, I want to be able to purchase the game before it is temporarily removed from shelves so the developers can water down the mature nature of the game.

This is a random post but I love pulled pork sandwiches. You know pork that is pulled? It’s another form of barbeque. You just cook a shoulder cut of pork for several hours. The cooking process breaks down the connective tissue in the meat until it breaks apart easily.

I can eat that jit all day. People would nickname me “Saucy Lips” because of the everlasting BBQ sauce residue around my lips. Of course, this will never happen because if I did eat pulled pork everyday, I would quickly become 400 pounds.

Now some people may add their two cents to this topic and say that North Carolina is better then the stuff coming out Tennessee. North Carolina pulled-pork is vinegar based and the pulled pork from Tennessee is usually mixed with a tomato based sauce.

Personally I like them both on a nice roll with a pickle. I especially enjoy a pulled pork sandwich when it’s topped with a tangy cole slaw.

Now, I do have some low carb solutions when eating pulled pork. Try eating pulled pork off of someone’s back. Maybe stir it into your favorite mixed drink. How about pulled pork on ice cream? You could eat pulled pork out of a brown paper bag. You could throw pulled pork on your ceiling at home and just let it fall into your mouth.

Seriously, pulled pork is awesome. Carry on.

Ever notice how fun it is to combine the word “man” into another word.  If you combine the word “man” into fantastic, we get the word “mantastic”.  The word “mantastic” is simple to define.  Mantastic is used to describe someone or something that is the epitome of manliness.  For example, when asked about my awesome beard, my response is “Yes I know my beard is mantastic.”

Another man word is “man-camel”.  Urban Dictionary defines it being tight pants that reveal a man’s genitalia.  I refer to them as nut huggers but man-camel is fun too.

You are all probably wondering where this post is going.  Well, I thought I would define my favorite new buzz word, “manttractive”.  Manttractive?  Yes, manttractive

Let your imagination run for a bit before you get to the definition.

This word naturally applies to men, of course.  Men who are reading, have you ever been the victim of mistaken preference?  You know what I mean.  You go to a bar or nightclub, you are having a good time, dancing and shit.  The next thing you know another man is giving you butterfly kisses from a far.  That’s manttractive.  Ever wear cologne and another man at work says “mmmm, that cologne smells nice, what is it?”  Tell him Manttractive.  Got it, good?  Has another man’s hand grazed your hand while waiting in a public restroom?  That’s manttractive.  Ever get a haircut from the only man in the salon and it seems like he’s taking a really long time to wash your hair?  That’s manttractive!  Have you ever stared too long at another man’s ass?  That’s manttractive.

Well, I think that about does it for “Manttractive”.  Good day.

I’m glad spring is here.  The weather is nice, the birds are chirping, and my grill will soon be working in overdrive.  Every year, I make it a point to grill as much as possible; obviously, we invented Meat Friday.  I will make up celebrations just to grill.  Nothing is better then drinking a ton of beers, eating food from the grill, and enjoying the countless acts of toplessness in any given backyard.  By the way, I just made toplessness a word.

Think of the camaraderie, the toplessness, the good food, and the good times.  Spring is here and the MWW will be in full force.  You know it.  Video, Photos, Margie’s Corner…  We will keep everyone updated on what the crew from the MWW is doing.  I will even post some of my favorite grillin’ recipes.  Of course, I can’t take credit for all of them.  Actually most of them but either way they are good grillin’ recipes.

Stay tuned for details on the MWW Spring Wing Off.

Later.