Moment with Will

Ah yes, can you feel it in the air? Can you sense the stir of excitement? The time has come for a new chapter in the world you know as Moment With Will. We have come back from a long hiatus. Will and I needed the time to search deep within our souls to prepare for the Rebirth of Moment With Will. During our time of leave, Will and I journeyed to the farthest reaches of Tibet where we sat down with monks of the most ancient order to seek the wisdom we would need to present you with incredibly hilarious new videos and witty posts. We fasted for days with no food in sight, we found ourselves in mortal combat with some of the greatest martial artists across the land and we experienced some of the most horrendous penile torture imaginable just so we could prepare ourselves for a new journey. The journey to bring you some of the most insightful humor we could muster. When Will and I finished our adventure, we immediately got to work on a brand new video. You will be happy to know that it has been completed and will be available for your viewing pleasure any day now. So please, enjoy the new videos, the new content and many more exciting features you will see on Moment With Will.

I think I should have been selected to be Cuba’s New President.  I’ve worked hard to be where I am today.  I think it’s important to select someone who has never been to Cuba.  How about a new face in Cuba?  Think about it, a fat white guy as president of Cuba. Think about it.

Seriously though, the list below should be more then enough to convince anyone of my qualifications for President of Cuba.

• I know the difference between right and wrong and I know that two wrongs don’t make a right.

• I’m very experienced with Cuban culture since I really like Cuban sandwiches.

• I’ve smoked a Cuban cigar or two.

• I have seen former President Fidel Castro on TV once or twice.  By the way, he speaks Cuban.

• I can find Cuba on a map, if I look for it.

• I can spell Cuba.  Better yet, I can spell Cuba backwards.

• I can speak enough Spanish to order a beer and find the bathroom.

• I would be willing to help Elián González with his homework.  We would be good friends.  We would give each other high fives and shit.

• I will fart in the face of corruption and intolerance.

I’m obviously more then qualified.  I can speak Spanish.  I can smoke cigars.  I like Cuban sandwiches.    I can’t believe that I wasn’t even considered, bullshit.

I have good news.  A new video will be posted very soon.  I can’t wait.  In fact, Amy says it could be the funniest videos thus far.  That’s exciting.  I’m so exciting that I pissed my pants a little.

This last video was done right.  We talked about it for a little bit.  We tried different approaches and most importantly, I didn’t drink too much.  It will be awesome.