Moment with Will

This year was awful for the Moment with Will.  I have to apologize to the two people who read it.  I made very little effort this year in posting commentary and videos.  Last year, I posted almost double the material. I will make it my undying effort to post more this year because believe me, I have plenty to say.  I will have more to say about everything.  In my opinion, that is the one thing that has made this site so popular.

It will be back to basics.  When I say back to basics I mean back to basics.  Actually, back to basics means I will be making more fun of people and using more explicit language.  As a matter of fact, I will be posting the 26^th MWW video on January 6, 2008.  The video is definitely back to basics.  It is Will being Will not Will being some quirky character with some witty name like Hugh Chardon.The MWW in 2008 will be all Will all the time.  I will be taking back full reigns.  The MWW has always been about me.  I invite everyone to Ask Will this year.  I invite everyone to give me serious feedback.

In 2008, I will generate a MWW buzz and not a buzz from drinking six beers.  You know when whole bunch of people think something is cool for a couple of weeks.  That is what I will be creating this year.  People will be talking at the water cooler about the MWW this year.

Thanks for reading and Happy New Year.

Yes it is true, we had a wing off. We were celebrating Joel’s birthday and thought why not have a wing off. We had three contestants, Amy, Joel, and I. Edguardo was our special guest judge for the event.

The Results:

Grandma Joel’s Wings - Edguardo says, “mmmhhmm.”
Stinky Ceasar Wings - Edguardo says, “they’re actually not that bad.”
Sweet Heat Wings - Edguardo says, “good”.

The Winner: Sweet Heat Wings

During the 80’s, the Hoff was definitely a role model of mine.  He drove a cool car and beat up bad guys in Knight Rider.  I still get excited when I see Bonnie, KITT’s mechanic.  She wanted to be with me but I was too young.  Those types of relationships are illegal in some states.

Anyway, while I was doing my normal check up on the news routine every morning, I stumbled upon an article then confirmed a new Knight Rider made for TV movie.  The article even included a picture of the new KITT.  The article did not indicate a timeframe for the release of new movie but did mention a David Hasselhoff return.  Click here for the article.

I now have to break out my Knight Rider toy that talked when you pushed down the license plate.   Good times.  I love 80’s TV and still hoping for a Small Wonder reunion show.

NBC unveils the new customized KITT Ford Mustang featured in the Knight Rider made for TV Movie.

I know every year I mention the something about the Winter Holiday Season.  For those of you unfamiliar with the Winter Holiday Season, it can be defined as the time period between Thanksgiving and New Years.I just want to stress the fact that I’m getting fatter thinking about it.  The excitement of random eats excites me.  I wrote poem of glee with that last statement.  Noise here…

The excitement of random eats excites me.
Drinking cider and egg nog makes me pee.
All I wanted this year is a f**kin’ Wii!

That poem came from the heart.  I hope all of you out there enjoyed it.  Being artsy is not as easy as you might think.  It took me five seconds to come up with that poem.  I love myself.

Anyway, the important thing about the holiday season is commerce.  We spend endless amounts of money on gifts, food, booze, hookers, bubble bath, hosiery, S’mores, decorations, candles, trees, etc…  Think about it, we can’t enjoy the holidays without all the extras.  Spending large amounts of money is an unbeknownst tradition.  I couldn’t go a whole year without a Christmas tree and a big slab of meat for Christmas dinner.  That stuff is not cheap.  Let’s be honest, fifty bucks for a tree that is already dead but we will still spend it.  Come on!

The bottom-line is that I want a Wii and I can’t get one because people are buying them all up.  Stop buying the Wii until I get one.  I am jealous of all those kids out there who will be playing Super Mario Galaxy on Christmas Day.  I dislike them a lot.

Buy a t-shirt and remember to Ask Joel.  Happy Holidays.