I don’t like dieting

 Many moons ago, I was in the best shape of my life.  Now, my body has proved the test of time as my protective shell becomes larger and larger like a turtle.  My protective shell is, of course, my gut.  If anyone ever asks about your gut just say it’s your protective shell.

Anyway. I’ve been dieting and it seems to be working so far but I hate the limitations.  I like eating a bowl of cereal before bed or eat a bag of salty chips.  I know losing some weight will make me feel better both physically and mentally but I hate the fact that can’t go out for lunch and get chili dogs.

Instead, I’m eating healthier and counting calories.  I’ve been good about it except when I had to eat Dijon Chicken and green beans for lunch.  There is something about mustard on chicken that is cooked.  It was not good at all.  I couldn’t eat it and I’ve eaten a dog breath freshener.

My goal is too lose twenty pounds before March.  I’m going to stay strong and update you with my progress.

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