Wal-Mart’s thong underwear
This is an interesting story. I had the pleasure of spending three days in Rocky Mount, VA. I really enjoyed spending my time in Rocky Mount, VA. You know the fresh air and the pleasant people.
Anyway while in Rocky Mount, I took a short trip to Wal-Mart. So, I’m walking around, observing like I always do. I’m looking at the magazines and finally I decided on a book of cryptograms.
Moving along, I go up to a check-out line and I’m behind two girls who I assume are in college. I notice that they are both buying Wal-Mart’s finest thong underwear. So immediately I think, I hope they wash those underwear before they wear them. You never know who touched that underwear before them.
They sneak a glance at me and I sneak a glance at their underwear. They leave the store. The lady at the register of course trying to make small talk. Once done, I walk to my car. I see those girls getting into their car. I get into mine. I leave Wal-Mart but wouldn’t you know I end right behind those girls at a stop light.
I’m listening to music and thinking about what I’m going to eat and drink and out of nowhere I hear yelling. I look up and see those girls are waving their underwear out of the window back towards me. Then we start moving again and I end up driving past their car and they are still waving their underwear at me. I think they might have said that they wanted me.
Good times, right? Sometimes it feels good to be wanted by girls in college who wear thongs from Wal-Mart. It’s rough being a fat, almost thirty year old guy, that’s married.