Moment with Will

Go Willy, it’s your birthday. It is two days away from my birthday. It’s a special time. I will be 28 and I’m not excited about being closer to 30. Although everyone tells me that life begins at 30. I don’t about you but I have lived and if life begins at 30 I’m curious to see how the next 12 years will turn out. I’m sure it will be crazy. Good times. Also, my wife got me Hoopla for my birthday. It is the best game ever. It is made by those guys who created Cranium. They are millionaires from a game where you mold things out of clay. Who would of thought? Hell, I should create a game where you create things out of empty beer cans. I could make a dog humping another dog out of empty cans of Bud Light. That would be fun, right?

Anyways, I will be celebrating the big day on Saturday at Ripper’s Pub and Joe’s Tavern in Bethlehem on Broad Street. For those of you, who actually read the Moment with Will, join me for good times. I will be at Ripper’s Pub first and then onto Joe’s Tavern.

I don’t have much else to say except that I had my third and final interview for the job I have been talking about for the last two months. I will update everyone in a week on whether I got the job or not. In fact, I will take a picture of my face when I hear the news whether it be good or bad news.

Hopefully not bad news or I might be working at the Limited Too with Joe Pipe.

Joe Pipe is an asshole.

I got nothing else to say.

Hello everyone. The pre-Block Party party was a success as always. I got all kinds of drunk. The funniest part of the whole evening was how Joel, his brother Eric, and I had random women take our picture. The funny part is that we didn’t have a camera so we would ask each other for the camera and we of course wouldn’t have it so we had the ladies just make it look like they were clicking the button on a camera. We were doing the typical group of men pose for the so-called pictures. It was good times. I had a lot of fun.

By the way, if anyone needs a sign that says “Garage Sale Friday and Saturday”, let me know. It seemed to have picked it up while walking home.I have given a lot more thought about Mr. Weiner and I’m going to do something. It might be just one video but I think I can make it work. More to cum on that one. Anyways, I still have not heard anything about this job I interviewed for. Apparently my references were called but damn they are taking a long time to make a decision. I’m a little anxious. I need money.

I’m a little hungover so this all I got until next time.

Here I am again. I just want to lighten up the mood.Since the last video, I’ve heard a lot about Mr. Weiner so I was thinking about doing the Adventures of Mr. Weiner but a few people feel it could be a little too risqué for most audiences so I’m moving on. Since I’m not doing it, I thought I would talk about it because I think it is funny. Mr. Weiner would be a sock puppet. I was thinking that I would put my arm through my zipper hole and then put the sock on my arm. It would be funny to see someone walking with a sock that can talk from his zipper hole.Anyways, I’m going to the annual block party in Nazareth.

Hopefully it will not be like last year when I pissed in the middle of Broad Street and almost fell from the bar of the Holy Family Club. Friends and I will be getting together for a pre-block party celebration. That is where the madness begins. Wish me luck.Before I end this, I wanted to mention that I love posting random comments on the Shawn Report under an anonymous name. It seems to piss off Shawn and his band of followers. Shawn, hear my prayers. I almost hear the Shawn chants. Shawn…Shawn, I love your mullet.

The next time you see a comment from anonymous on the Shawn Report it might be from me or someone else. You may never know.

That all I got for now, enjoy the weekend.

Why can’t those terrorists show their faces. They are simply a bunch of cowards. I’m sick and tired of hearing about terrorists. They bomb the World Trade Center, London, and even an American Embassy. What is the deal? Face us like a man. I’m sure we can work it out. I always believed in you mess with the bull and you get the horns. We have the power to rule the world but is not that democracy. We would become a terror in our own right. Live and let live, man unless we need oil.All those terrorists are jealous.

Jealous that there are countries that strive on upholding democracy. Freedom for all. Freedom is such a loose term though. Are we free from hostiles like those terrorists or are we free from England? I don’t know. All I know is that we do have it better here in the United States except for being so close to Canada. Their flag has a maple leaf on it, get a clue. Anyways, like I was saying clean living, freedom of blogging, right of commerce, and right to bear arms. Can it get any better? All we need now is to have video gaming become part of subsidized healthcare so I can use my insurance card at EB Games and just pay the copay for games and equipment. I would be buying a therapeutic solution for those who suffer from boredom. If I were president, I would make that happen.

Any person who wants to get elected, make that happen. You have my vote.We can’t support hostiles anymore like back in the 80’s. Those bastards are mad because they can’t get guns from us anymore.

Thank Ronald Reagan for that big mistake. It would be great if we could become a more isolated country but we can’t because we need the mp3 players, foreign cars, and the like.
The energy that is put into hurting others could be putinto helping your own. Don’t get me wrong, war is necessary but it is difficult when fighting a blind enemy. Blind to compassion and such. They would rather sacrifice they’re whole existence to kill a few thousand civilians just to send a message. That is not cool.

Here is a message for all the terrorists. If you come to my house, I will be waiting.

I’m sorry for not posting anything new for two weeks. Somebody who commented on the last post felt I needed to post something new. Here is the comment. It is actually kind of funny.
HEY brother…whatcha gonna do when a momentwithwill stops posting anything new!!!

Hogan Knows Best if you know what I mean.

Anyways, I’m back from a few days in Ocean City, MD. While we were there, Amy and I went to a place called Shenanigans. It is a cool bar in Ocean City. I was drinking this beer called Smithwick’s. It is good beer. It was quite a change from the normal Bud Light or Miller Light. The whole time we were there I kept saying a quote from Super Troopers.

Hey Farva, what’s the name of that place you like with all the goofy shit on the walls?

Shenanigans.

My wife only saw Super Troopers once so she didn’t think it was funny.

While we were in Maryland, we played Mad Libs. Mad Libs is one past time that never gets old. You fill in the blanks of a story with off the wall words to create a very funny story.

For example, this sentence is from a Mad Libs we did about an Airplane Trip.
If you would like some pussy ass juice please push Will’s balls and the stewardess would be happy to finger fuck you.

We went to the beach everyday, I got a little sun, and had a good time. Ocean City is fun.Next, I hope everyone enjoyed the new video. Someone people said it could have been better and some people said it was okay. I think it is great. I worked hard to make it for the peeps. It took me a long time to think of an idea. So F-off.

I do want to mention about the Shawn Report. It seems he is trying to rekindle the old Shawn Report flame.

Good for him.

That’s all I got for now.