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Friday, June 24th, 2005

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Friday, June 24th, 2005
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I’ve Been Slackin’…

Friday, June 24th, 2005

You know I was thinking and I’ve been slacking. I haven’t posted anything of real substance since May.I know you are all thinking where is the next video. Well, I don’t know. I have no clue when it will be out or even what it will be about. I have no clue. It pisses me off that I have run out creative juices.So anyways, Forty Night was a success, I think. People came over and drank till their heart’s content. I’m surprised that I drank as much as I did and not do anything stupid. Usually, I do something stupid like steal a plastic Santa off of someone’s front yard or projectile vomit onto my girlfriend’s stereo. That was fun. Nothing, nada. I’m glad.

We all had fun even Rocco. Rocco is the little dog that Amy and I watched on Saturday Night. He is a cool little dog. We played.

Before I close this post, I wanted to mention that I’m more then willing to post pictures and videos that people send me. Click here to send me an email. Believe me I would love to see pictures or videos of people who visit the site and post them, especially if they are incriminating photos or videos.

I will not post pictures or video from the Internet unless it is your own.

Until next time, peace out.

The Picture Problem is Fixed

Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

The problem I was having when posting pictures is fixed. The pictures were not uploading to the right location so you could not see the posted pictures. For those of you who commented, I’m sorry but the message had to be deleted. Please feel free to comment again.

Anyways, Forty Night is here again. I’m excited. It’s been a long time since I had a forty. Damn, it feels like an eternity. It may be a good time if Shawn and I can set aside our differences.
Shawn, I am man enough to drink forties with the likes of you. Check back after the weekend to hear all about the goings-on of Forty Night. I’m sure there will be plenty to write about and maybe some videos. Stay Tuned.

The second interview went very well by the way. I’m just waiting to hear from them to offer me the job. I’m excited. Soon I will be able to relax for a while and enjoy the new job.

I got nothing else to say.

I’m going to go flog the dolphin.

The Moment with Will is moving…

Friday, June 10th, 2005

I have great news. The Moment with Will is getting a new home. In a few days you will be able to view the Moment with Will from www.momentwithwill.com. I recommend that everyone add it to your favorites.Anyways, a few ideas for videos have popped into my head. The problem is how do I keep the flow of the past videos. The past videos were funny to me and I’m sure someone out there enjoyed them but I want to continue to top myself. I’m going to bring together a group of crack shot writers and cameramen to film the next few videos. That will raise my expenses from nothing to roughly one million dollars.

You will not be disappointed. Everyone will just have to wait and see what will happen here at the Moment with Will.Someone mentioned to me about doing a video about a secret sauce. The question still remains “What is in the secret sauce?” Anyways, it is in the works. I’m not quite sure how I will do it. I might need the wife to hold the camera.I had second interview yesterday and it is looking somewhat promising. I’m very excited. My years of hard work and patience may be paying off, finally. The job sounds very interesting and it will give me the opportunity to grow professionally.

Next topic, Shawn, I’m calling you out. I’m tried of the remarks you continue to make. The remarks refer to the Moment with Will. Nobody mocks the Moment with Will. You betta’ check yo’self befo’ you wreck yo’self, beoytch. We can start a shit talking blog-off if you want, Shawn. I’m ready. I don’t think you are man enough to take the challenge. Let me know, pussy.

I gots to go,Will

I am awesome

Wednesday, June 1st, 2005

I just read Shawn’s speech about positive thoughts and how he used avail about 300 times. I don’t even know what avail means.

Avail

1 : to be of use or advantage
to : PROFIT
2 : to result in : bring
about -avail oneself of also avail of : to make use of : take advantage of

My little Shawn is all grown up. He is a big boy now. He wants to move away and not drink beer. He needs some friendly advice. All those things come with time. If you want to move away, move away. Nobody is stopping you. You could even stop having good times. Do it.

You will be the second twenty-seven year old guy I know sitting at home on a Friday. You spend an erroneous amount of time talking about that stuff. Aren’t you tired of hearing yourself talk about that shit, damn?

My comments always give me a bad rap but I don’t give a shit.

Next subject, I’m formulating a plan for the next video. I’m always welcome to feedback. Over the weekend I had my camera and I think I got some good stuff. Maybe enough for two short videos, we shall see.

By the way Shawn, the Live 8 concert will not require tickets at the Philadelphia venue. The contest is only for the show in London because it will be an amazing show. The Live 8 website will post instructions on how to attend the show in Philadelphia. Click the link for details. http://www.live8live.com/tickets.shtml

Here is the concert lineup.

Museum of Art, Philadelphia

Will Smith (host)
Bon Jovi
Maroon 5
P Diddy
Stevie Wonder
Jay-Z
The Dave Matthews Band
Sarah McLachlan
Rob Thomas
Keith Urban
50 Cent
Kaiser Chiefs

Alright I gots to go, peace out homies.

Will