Moment with Will

Everyone seems concerned with the mental being of the author formerly known as Will. I haven’t thought of a cool alias to go by so just continue to call me Will. I’m glad there was concern but I don’t want everyone to think that I’m weak and need some special time. The Yankees are in a slump, I’m in a slump.

Thank you, anyways.Onto new business, I’m still not gay even though I did in fact buy ladies sunglasses. I don’t care that they are ladies sunglasses because they were somewhat cool for the moment so get over it.

I going to try to add a few one-line witty statements that may make you laugh or make you think.

1. You can learn a thing or two about life from Full House.
2. Why is a Parkway named parkway and Driveway named driveway. Shouldn’t they be reversed?
3. How does meat tenderizer tenderize meat?
4. Don’t underestimate the power of soup.
5. I want a New Edition Reunion Tour.

Anyways, I have the worst luck going to a video store. First of all, I haven’t rented from a certain video store in ages and out of the blue I decide to rent a movie from there. I go up to the counter and the girl at the counter tells me that I have a $30.00 late fee for a game that I had for 23 days. Of course I argue the fee and the quote unquote shift manger tells me that he is willing to go half on the fee. I said “No” and he said “I will let you rent until we figure the situation out.”A few days later after renting a bunch of movies, I still have this pending $30.00 charge on my account. Apparently the guy never worked on it.

Don’t ever say you will do something and not do it, especially when I have to pay some bogus fee. Proceeding with the story, a different guy is at the counter this time but I think the store manager was present as well. The guy and I say at the same time “You know you have a $30.00 late fee?” Funny shit, right. He assumes yes and he takes a look into the computer records. He figures out that some douche lost the game a month before. Why the fuck do I need to pay a late fee on a game that is lost anyways. Finally the manager dude says “Wipe it, Wipe out, we got nothing.”

Long story short, I didn’t pay anything.

I don’t play that shit.

That’s all I got,Will.

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