Moment with Will

Everyone seems concerned with the mental being of the author formerly known as Will. I haven’t thought of a cool alias to go by so just continue to call me Will. I’m glad there was concern but I don’t want everyone to think that I’m weak and need some special time. The Yankees are in a slump, I’m in a slump.

Thank you, anyways.Onto new business, I’m still not gay even though I did in fact buy ladies sunglasses. I don’t care that they are ladies sunglasses because they were somewhat cool for the moment so get over it.

I going to try to add a few one-line witty statements that may make you laugh or make you think.

1. You can learn a thing or two about life from Full House.
2. Why is a Parkway named parkway and Driveway named driveway. Shouldn’t they be reversed?
3. How does meat tenderizer tenderize meat?
4. Don’t underestimate the power of soup.
5. I want a New Edition Reunion Tour.

Anyways, I have the worst luck going to a video store. First of all, I haven’t rented from a certain video store in ages and out of the blue I decide to rent a movie from there. I go up to the counter and the girl at the counter tells me that I have a $30.00 late fee for a game that I had for 23 days. Of course I argue the fee and the quote unquote shift manger tells me that he is willing to go half on the fee. I said “No” and he said “I will let you rent until we figure the situation out.”A few days later after renting a bunch of movies, I still have this pending $30.00 charge on my account. Apparently the guy never worked on it.

Don’t ever say you will do something and not do it, especially when I have to pay some bogus fee. Proceeding with the story, a different guy is at the counter this time but I think the store manager was present as well. The guy and I say at the same time “You know you have a $30.00 late fee?” Funny shit, right. He assumes yes and he takes a look into the computer records. He figures out that some douche lost the game a month before. Why the fuck do I need to pay a late fee on a game that is lost anyways. Finally the manager dude says “Wipe it, Wipe out, we got nothing.”

Long story short, I didn’t pay anything.

I don’t play that shit.

That’s all I got,Will.

Sorry for the lack of posting. I have had nothing interesting to talk about lately. I’m in a bit of a slump right now. I’m tired, out of shape, have a part-time job, and I would rather be a loner.I see all of my friends doing what makes them happy. Some are off with new relationships and some filming something random and being creative.

I don’t even know anymore what I can do to be happy. Granted I’m married and have a great relationship but I need something more to get me back on track. My first guess is that my job situation is stressing me out. If I was closer to a career path, I could do more things and afford to do it often. Golf is great example but I can’t afford the clubs and the lessons. I don’t even feel creative these days. Sometimes I feel like being left alone but I can’t abandon my friends and family. We’ve been though all that before.

It’s a shame because video games don’t even do it for me anymore. I was talking to a close friend yesterday and we talked abandoning friends. We thought at least at some point you would need something from your support group (friends). How can you just sit back and not think about the good friends you left behind? Long distance friendships suck but most people make the effort to hold ties. It is very upsetting. It really makes it easier to realize who your true friends really are. That someone will be there though thick and thin and even consider your advice even if it’s not what you want to hear. Anyways, the Tally-Ho isn’t fun anymore. I go every week and hear the same songs and drink the same amount of pitchers.

I need something new, not new friendships just new social situations. The group, known as the Regulars, needs to move onto bigger and better things on a weekly basis. I agree with Shawn when he said the new night of Regulars should be Monday. Or maybe every Wednesday we travel to a new bar to rate it based on a set of requirements which of course we will decide. The first requirement could be Karaoke or pitcher special. You get the idea.On a positive note, I do have an interview today and I’m pumped up.

I need that job. I need something to raise my spirits.

Until next time, keep it wet.

Will

I was thinking the other day that the Shawn Report is stupid. He needs to step it up over there in Shawn Report Land. Just kidding, Shawn.

You know I’m all about exposure. Someday I hope to be successful in whatever it is that I do but exposure will help me get my name out there. That is why I enjoy posting videos and photos. It’s just that we live in quite a competitve society. Dog Eat Dog.

I have also been thinking about having an edge over the other guy or girl in that Dog Eat Dog World. The question everyone needs to ask themselves is “What can I bring to the Table?” Even in relations, what can you bring to the table. Gambling problem not being one of them. We should all practice the positive and study the negative.

Another example, that some girl could be a bad kisser but damn she can “cook”. She can kiss a watermelon while my stomach is full of good food. I’m sure in some weird way everyone is here for a reason. Why shouldn’t we all try to do better but not forget what we are good at in life. Some guys are good at basketball but have do not understand the meaning of professionalism.

I hope everyone can learn a little about themselves. I’m a bad singer but I can bitch about everything like a pro. Maybe that’s not positive but it is a start, right.

Let’s take a little time now to reflect.

Ready go
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1, done

Anyways, I’m going to yet another wedding this weekend. Weddings are in all but I hate the uncomfortableness of weddings. You never know half the people and never know much to give as a gift because the bride and groom may think you are cheap. Decisions, decisions.

I’m sure we’ll have a good time plus free drinks. I’ll let everyone know how it went.

Until next time.

Will

I’m back, bitches. I had a hell of a time in Arizona. Shawn and I watched Full House and got drunk. We lived in the Moment. That is what we do. Like I said before and will say again, Live in the Moment. Don’t hold back even when it means shitting yourself. Well maybe you can hold that back at least until you out of my car.We went sight seeing, had fun, and took some interesting pictures. We visited a scary border town in Mexico.

I almost pooped myself and Shawn wanted me to hold him because he was scared. He kept saying “Will hold me.” When Shawn wasn’t being a bitch, we played Hoopla.

Check out Hoopla at www.cranium.com

The joke of the trip was something we were talking about before the trip and that is Donkey Semen or better known as DS. Let me give you an example on how to use DS in a sentence. Dude, you have DS all over your mouth. In Arizona someone came up with idea for me to ask for a side DS with my Chicken Crispers. Well, I did it and let me tell you it was the funniest thing I’ve ever heard. Will says “Can I have a side of DS?” Waitress says “What?” Will says “Can I have a side of BBQ Sauce?”

Funny shit, huh?

That’s all I got.Will