Moment with Will

Today is the big day. I finally have an interview. It’s a phone interview but wish me luck. I feel confident that I will do well. I think a phone interview is an opportunity to have everyone listen to your answers to the million questions you’re going to be asked. That can be nerve racking.I hope the job is everything that I expect because I need to move on in my life. I’m tired of part-time jobs to make ends meet.

I’m not saying the jobs are bad but I’m almost thirty. I have to think about a career, retirement, and even some kids.I hope the few people who read “A Moment in Will” are enjoying themselves. I try to mix it up with a little of this and little of that. It’s funny because one moment can change anything. For example, a one night stand can change your life. A car accident is tragic but that one moment can change your life. Live every moment as if it’s your last. Not to say that you should have a one night stand but take every moment and think responsibility.Think about your life for a moment and consider options taken and not taken. You like this girl and you think you don’t have a chance. How do you know? Ask her out. Rejection is part of life. I’ve been rejected a thousand times and not necessarily in the dating game but in life. I use to sell computers and I’ve heard rejection so many times that I expected it but I moved onto the next person.

A moment later, I was selling a computer and everyone was happy. This is a bad example but I think everyone gets the idea. Consider this, you are in bad relationship and don’t know what to do. You are not happy and other person has no idea you are unhappy because they never listen when you try to tell them. Get out of it. Break it off. You may love the person but love is as intangbile as my million dollars.

Move on, damnit move on and don’t try to explain to your friends how bad the relationship is and it would be better if the other person did this. Move on. Give up the other person has you just where they want you. Scared, unsatisfied, and will still stay with them because you are STUPID.

So anyways, live in the moment and read “A Moment in Will.” Damnit, I pour my heart out and for what. Nobody even reads this damn thing. I like to eat my own scabs and nobody will ever know because nobody reads this stuff. This thing is garbage.

[The above paragraph is Will lightening the mood. He doesn’t really eat his own scabs.]

See you all next time.

Yo, yo, yo. Happy Easter, readers. My eating display has finally ended. After two meals and dessert, I’m stuffed. I’ll be stuffed tomorrow, too. Maybe not, I’m sure I can muscle through and eat again.

Anyways, the wife and I visited the fam all day and had fun. He ate and drank, good times. We watched Mystery Men and sent picture messages to my brother-in-law’s fiancée.
You know it is getting close to Memorial Day and I’m considering having Will’s 4th Annual Memorial Day Get Together.

Maybe I should take a vote. It seems that people are always busy with other stuff on Memorial Day. I usually get a good turn out but not until late. We have to seize the day and play games that necessitate beers and good times.

Have nothing else to write, peace out.

I know Shawn already commented on Forty Night but I have to add some stuff.My fat ass broke a chair and shit. We were playing Extreme Jenga and someone picked the piece that said Move Left. We moved to the left and I sat in a chair that was very old and the guy before me heard it crack but didn’t say anything. I sat down and that fuckin’ chair broke and I looked like complete asshole or really fat.

The answer is really fat. I was comforted by the remark of the chair being really old. It was older then Shawn’s haircut or older then Jeff’s beard. It was older then Clowny Hair or My Space. You get the idea, right?I must say that Forty Night was a good time but the Yocco’s Cheeseburger made it all worth it.

It’s like eating your favorite burger off the grill with the goodness of Yocco’s chili, onions, and mustard. Damn that’s good. I could have eaten eight of them. It’s like the perfect boob, they are only good in pairs.Forty Night will be at home next time.

I will keep you posted. Maybe some pictures. I got approval from the boss(wife) to get a new digital camera.

Peace out

You are all probably wondering what the title of this new posts means. What does it mean? Well it means that Shawn and I are lame. We are sitting at the Holy Family Club in Nazareth and I think of this great game to play with three quarters and one ordinary table. Our friend John is wondering why how he can get in on the action.

Oh yeah, the 25 Shuffle action.Let me explain the game.Here is the list of things you need to play:

1. One quarter for each player
2. A ruler or some other measuring device that everyone can agree on. We used two dimes and nickel
3. Table, preferably round but a square one is fine too
4. Beers, lots of beers

Rules:

1. Establish a midpoint on the table
2. Your hands or fingers can not pass over the midpoint during your push
3. If the midpoint is passed you lose your turn
4. Player with the next birthday goes first to start off the game
5. He/she pushes the quarter to the opposite end of the table
6. Next person goes and so on…
7. The quarter closest to the edge of the table wins the round
8. The next round begins with the person who was the farthest away from the edge of the table giving the winner of the previous round the advantage
9. The losers of the round drink
10. If a player pushes their quarter off the table, it does not count and you lose your turn
11. If everyone pushes their quarter off the table the round is a draw
12. If a quarter is hanging off the edge of the table and does not fall the player is the automatic winner of that round
13. If a winner cannot be determined, a pushing shoot out is done between the players in question, it can be more then two people if need be, and so on until the winner is determined
14. A shoot out should not have to be done but just in case it does happen
15. The winner of the game is the person who wins three rounds in a rowShawn and I should organize a tournament.

You could even play in teams if we wanted to get real sophisticated.

Since I’m a former student of Penn State, I have a complimentary Napster account until August 2005. I was taking a look around and I really like that Jack Johnson guy. This guy is sort of sappy but I’m sure the ladies will bed down with you after hearing some of his love and hate ballads. That guy plays the guitar like a champ.

Ladies love guys like John Mayer and Slash, or something like that. You get the point. His album is called “In Between Dreams”. One other band I listened to and really enjoyed is Unwritten Law. These guys have a younger sound. They don’t have the tired sound like Velvet Revolver or Audioslave. They remind me of Silverchair. Especially, their first album “Frogstomp”. They even have the rifts of Godsmack and a mix of Metallica.

They sing the lyrics like The Offspring of the 90’s. Their album is called “Here’s to the Mourning”. Have a listen and tell me how I did with my reviews.

Check these out too. Razorlight and The Secret Machine. They are both a little different from my favorite loud rock music but I like it.

Until next time, fat is where it’s at.