Moment with Will

According to Shawn it seems he goes off and plays Beer Pong without me. We had some good runs. We’ve “Commanded Respect” on several occasions. Don’t try to play it off like you never “Commanded Respect”.

We were sinkin balls before most of those kids had balls.I’ve heard Theater majors can’t play Beer Pong, either. It’s not like you were playing seasoned Beer Pong athletes. Damnit, Shawn come on! The day after I’m sure the Theater majors busted on your old ass anyways, you creepy bastard.

Beer Tastes Good.

Shawn, I hope you read this and get mad. We should add a Beer Pong contest to the next Forty Night festivities and pick partners at random. That will determine the Beer Pong Champions of the World. Although, it would be interesting if we picked each other. We will be the oldest Beer Pong Champions of the World.

Later

Why is it that everyone all of a sudden wants to see Green Day? The mothafuckin concert is sold out. Apparently sold out in 15 minutes

What the Fuck. Damnit, it’s all those selfish companies who bought up all the tickets before anyone could buy any now they are selling one tickets for around a hundred dollars. Art and music are a beautiful thing but not for two hundred dollars when you arte buying two fuckin’ tickets. That is some bullshit. I’m highly upset about the whole thing.

So anyways, I went to a surprise 3oth birthday party yesterday and you know I was thinking that I will be 30 in two years. Life is something that feels like in moves slowly but when you look back where does the time go. Enjoy life while it’s happening because when you do look back make sure there is something good to look back on.

By the way, I dressed up as the Easter Bunny and the kids loved it. As soon as the pictures are developed I will post one. I had a great time and we mixed several pitchers of Red Death. Hmmm. That shit be good, damn.

My Top Number One List of Things to Do on the Weekend1. Watch cartoons

Until next time

Why is so damn hard to find a job. I’ve graduated, got that stupid piece of paper that says I paid the money for college but nobody to be responding. I’m very upset. I’ve sent out about 8 million resumes in the last two months and only one call. WTF. I need a job, damnit.

I spent all that money and nothing. Maybe I missed my calling. I like doing the computer shit but it is so hard to find a job in that field unless you have 5-10 years experience. It sucks.
Maybe it is time to move on and start my own shit. Doing what I like and be my own boss but then I must put up with pleasing all the Computer Illiterates of America. For example, why isn’t my computer working? Sir, you have to turn the computer on fucknut. That is good shit, right?
Anyways, Corona is damn good beer especially after about 10. You keep drinking them and drinking them. It’s almost you are like in Mexico enjoying a cold Corona. Those Mexicans can make beer.

I hope you are enjoying my random thoughts. That is if anyone is even reading this shit.

Next time

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What is the deal with telemarketers? Why can’t they understand that you don’t want the shit they are trying to sell? I was harassed today by someone who couldn’t understand that I just was not interested. Damnit.

Anyways, the end of the week is upon us again and I’m glad it is Friday to drink some beers and relax. I’m going to turn it on this weekend. Let’s do it. Although, one of my weekend rituals to join in what we like to call FORTY-Night. Forty-night is time to meet and drink, forties. Damn those forties the next morning.

Later

Damn, I’m hung over. I don’t know why I drink myself silly. Beer is like chips, you can’t drink just one. Anyways, this is my journey into blogger history. Maybe we can all learn something from this experience.

Before I continue I need to have a smoke…okay done

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